今天晚间新闻

Lyricist: 晚間新聞     Composer: 陶吉吉

"警方今天中午在追捕一名逃犯通缉犯的时候,连开十二枪,
而这名嫌犯先开车把路边的一名国中学生给撞成了重伤,"
"社会爱心疾病了,"
"警方今天侦破了一个麻将的诈赌集团,"
"卡拉OK店内的女店员掷骰子脱衣服,"
"启智班的学童疑似受虐情况,"
"究竟什么时候可以降雨,老天爷帮不帮忙,气象局今天预测,还要两个星期,"
"他们最大的才十三岁,在街头晃荡了三天,"
"今年以来数量最大的一件毒品走私案,"
"*不要拉我衣服啦*就这样连拖带拉,"
"带著妻子与两名子女以烧炭的方式..."
"因为选举压力过大,上吊自杀,"
"至于大家都在期待的雨,究竟什么时候..."
"一名六十多岁的老妇人碰上一对男女结伙的金光党..."
"三名老师,闹出了三人行的感情纠纷,"
"脱下衣服,露出她已经被割除的右边乳房,"
"今天逮捕到一名高龄九十岁的抢犯,"
"目击者说,半夜里听到枪响..."
"*他们拿扫把椅子还有水桶一直K我...*"
"轮暴了宾馆的老板娘和一名四十岁的女性员工..."
"上网交友的女子约出后,强行性侵害,"
"三个人趁著深夜潜入学校放火..."
"高兴的是,气象局说今天晚上真的是会下雨了..."
"活活的砍死在饭桌上,"
"殴打岳母之后,"
"因为抽烟被老父亲念了几句,居然就拿起了水果刀就朝父亲的胸口猛刺,"
"女方竟然拿盐酸泼洒前夫,"
"安非他命随地丢弃,"
"*放屁这种言论也可以在立法院这里头讲,*"
"*到底行政官员把立法院当成什么地方,*"
"*不要再搞什么选举的招数...*"
"*我不是说要作秀,不行我已经很有名了咩...*"
"...把表弟杀死..."
"...诈骗集团..."
"...家庭悲剧..."
"...又有地震了..."
"...好消息终于下雨了..."
"*...拿著菜刀就...*"
"在网咖竟然猝死..."
"这种见危不救的事情..."
"*是政府的责任...*"
"社会永远不会进步..."
"*(哭)我不喜欢这个样子*"
"*(哭)妈~妈~,我好想妳~~,我真的好想给妳一个拥抱...*"
"*(哭)母亲节要到了,现在已经966天了,不可能放弃啦~~~*"
"未来要如何重建,暂时还没有答案."