The Lonely Island
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Lock eyes from across the room
横跨房间 交错视线
down my drink while the rhythms boom
我在节奏轰鸣中放下酒杯
take your hand and skip the names
牵起妳的手交换姓名
no need here for the silly games
没必要玩愚蠢的游戏
make our way through the smoke and crowd
我们穿过烟雾弥漫的人群
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
我乘著妳的云朵在舞厅的天空上
move in close as the lasers fly
亲密接触 雷射飞舞
our bodies touch and the angels cry
肢体交错 天使働哭
leave this place go back to yours
离开这里前往妳家
our lips first touch outside your doors
在家门口彼此热吻
a whole night what we’ve got in store
享受剩余今宵
whisper in my ear that you want some more
妳小声说：想要更多
and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
然后我 就‧射‧了
This really never happens you can take my word
我跟妳保证我从来没有这样过
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
我不会道歉，那样很蠢
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
都是妳的性感舞姿的错
and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
然后我 就‧射‧了
don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut
别跟妳的朋友讲 不然 我会宣扬妳很贱
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
而且都是妳乱摸我屁股害的
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus
我非常敏感，有人说这是优点
Now I’ll go home and change
我要回家换衣服了
I need a few things from the grocery
我去买些东西
do things alone now mostly
只想一个人独处
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
心碎的我不想寻欢
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
我惊讶地往前看
the check out counter and I saw a face
看到结帐台前有张面孔
My heart stood still so did time and space
我的心跳与时空猛然停止
Never felt that I could feel real again
没想到感觉忽然变得如此真实
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
看著她的眼神告诉我：她需要个伴
She turned to me that’s when she said it
她转头盯著我的脸
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
开口"现金还是信用卡
And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
然后我 就‧射‧了
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
这很正常！ 这很正常！
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
但我需要去第三排架子后面清理一下
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because
现在我表现得如此尴尬 因为
I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
我‧射‧了
To be fair you were flirting a lot
讲老实话妳刚刚在调情不断
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
而且妳胸前打包的两颗让我既兴奋又困扰
please stop acting like you’re not impressed
别再表现妳的唾弃
One more thing, I’m gonna play by check
对了，我要用支票
Last week - I saw a film
上礼拜我看了场电影
As I recall it was a horror film
记忆中应该是个恐怖片
Walked outside into the rain
我走出戏院走入雨中
Checked my phone and saw you rang
打开电话刚好妳打来
and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
然后我 就‧射‧了
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
红灯闪烁 飙车上街
need to get away need to make a dash
想靠速度逃避自己
A song comes on that reminds me of you
耳边响起一首回起起妳我的歌
and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
然后我 就‧射‧了
The next day my alarm goes off
隔天我闹钟响
and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
然后我 就‧射‧了
Open my window and a breeze rolls in
打开窗户 刮起凉风
and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
然后我 就‧射‧了
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense
布鲁斯威利在灵异第六感后面死了
I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
然后我 就‧射‧了
I just ate a grape
我咬了一口葡萄
and I JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS
然后我 就‧射‧了
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS
然后我 就‧射‧了
Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…
好了好了 给我认真点
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME
每次妳站在我旁边我就射了
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
每次妳牵我的手就像和我上床
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
妳说我很幼稚 我说这叫激情
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
我时时刻刻都带著保险套以防万一
Cuz
因为
I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
我‧射‧了
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants,
yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
是的 我‧射‧了
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)