Lyricist: Lennon, John / Mccartney, Paul James Composer: Lennon, John / Mccartney, Paul James
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
You such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Shelly works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
He such a dirty old man
Such a dirty old man
Mean Mr. Mustard, such a dirty dirty
Mean Mr. Mustard, such a dirty dirty
Mean Mr. Mustard, such a dirty dirty
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
He such a mean old man
Such a mean old man