Pixl Girl, Sophie Powers
I had a pet lizard named George
He was cool but he made me really bored
So I gave him to my mom
and she loves him very much
Because animals are better than people
They try to cancel me, cancel me
Bother me, bother me
Stop bothering me,
I don't even like my job
Karens, shut the fuck up
Vegans, shut the fuck up
Babies, shut the fuck up
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
Putin, shut the fuck up
War, shut the fuck up
Dinosaurs, shut the fuck up
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
Traffic, shut the fuck up
People, shut the fuck up
Groceries, shut the fuck up
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
My therapist says I need help
'Cause my best friend is an elf on the shelf
He's got dietary needs
and he scares me when I sleep
That's why Amazon should be illegal
They try to cancel me, cancel me
Bother me, bother me
Stop bothering me,
I am working really hard
DJs, shut the fuck up
Paintings, shut the fuck up
Taxes, shut the fuck up
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
Email, shut the fuck up
French people, shut ze fuck up
New years, shut the fuck up
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
Molecules, shut the fuck up
Golf, shut the fuck up
Bulldogs, just kidding, I love you
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
Okay, time for the PSA
Dogs are good, people are bad
Dogs good, people bad
I said dogs good, people bad
Shut your mouth, don't be mad
It's the truth