Homecoming

作詞:The Teenagers    作曲:The Teenagers

Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter
She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than fuckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something
Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms
On day two, I fucked her, and it was wild
She's such a slut

I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she's got nice tits
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink-182

Okay, listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest British accent ever
Straight away, I could tell he was rocker
From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me
Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome!
Oh my god, I think I'm in love

I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she's got nice tits
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink-182
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was so nice to meet you
The pleasure was mine, I do like you
Come to cancun for spring break
I'll think about it, it could be great
And don't forget to send me a friend request!
As if...