If You Don't Come Back

作詞：Mike Stoller, Jerry Leiber     作曲：Mike Stoller, Jerry Leiber

Well a noise woke me up this morning
I looked through the venetian blind
The car was gone and you were gone
And I almost lost my mind

(If you don't come back)
Yeah, if you don't come back today
(If you don't come back today)
You can call up the people at the crazy house
And take this crazy man away

I threw myself up against the wall now
I tore my clothes and I sobbed
I ran out on the street in my stockinged feet
Calling “Police, I been robbed!”

(If you don't come back)
Yeah, if you don't come back today
(If you don't come back today)
You can tell all the people at the crazy house
To take this crazy man away

Mrs. Brown's been talking about me
To the people across the street
She said, “I cooked that boy a bucket of stew
But the poor thing just won't eat”

(If you don't come back)
Ooh, if you don't come back today
(If you don't come back today)
You can call up the people at the crazy house
And take this crazy man away

Well the doctor came up to see me
Check me with a fine tooth comb
You ain’t sick, but you’re gonna die
If you don’t get your baby back home

(If you don't come back)
Ooh, if you don't come back today
(If you don't come back today)
You can call up the people at the crazy house
And take this crazy man away