Enormous Penis

Lyricist: Da Vinci's Notebook     Composer: Da Vinci's Notebook

Whenever life get you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when your all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a liiiiiine

If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
Cause i've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-oom bau ba)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are comin' to stay

I got a sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And a-feelin's like a sun shiny day
I take a look at my enormous Pe-e-enis
And everything is goin' my way (ba-oom bau ba)

Bwa
Zuvuzu Zava Vavu DuVee Vujava SoBei-day
Vajo Vaz Vaz Ba Shoo-Ba-Do Wah
Zubuze Baba Bare Lada pe-e-enis
Zadoom ZooBei Duboom Duibei Dui-Rau
Everybody

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are comin' to stay
Yeah i got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feelin's like a sun shiny day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis
And everything is goin' my way (My trouser monster)
Everything is goin' my way (My meat is murder)
Everything is goin' my way (Size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my waaaaaaaaay
Yummmmm