Big Blonde And Beautifularmonia

Composer: Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman

Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it, Sugar don’t be shy
Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl
Don’t be stingy. I’m a growing girl

I offer big love with no apology
How can I deny the world. The most of me
I am not afraid to throw my weight around
Pound by pound by pound

Because I’m big, Blonde And Beautiful
Face the fact. It’s simply irrefutable
No one wants a meal that only offers the least
When girl we’re servin’ up the whole damn feast

Slice me off a piece of that hog head cheese
Then take a look inside my book of recipes
Now, don’t you sniff around for something fluffy and light
We need a man who brings A man-size appetite

I’ll use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice
I’ll let ya lick the spoon. Because it tastes so nice
I’ll keep it in our oven ‘Til it’s good and hot
Keep on stirring til it hits the spot

Because I’m…….
Big, Blonde And Beautiful
There is nothing ‘bout us. That’s unsuitable
Why sit in the bleachers Timid and afraid
When Edna. You look like the whole parade

The said white has might And thin is in. Well that’s just bull
‘Cause ladys, big is back
And as for black, it’s beautiful
All shapes and sizes follow me
Who wants a twig
When you can climb the whole tree