Lyricist: Don Black   Composer: Andrew Lloyd Webber


Sheldon Bloom

I'll walk your dog.
You can be the first one in the shower.
We make love every hour,
beneath your Van Goh.

I'll park the car,
and I whistle while the eggs are frying.
I'll dance while your shirts are drying.
Waltz or tango?

When me move in
and let's get this show rolling.
I'll talk to your plants,
I'll even go bowling.

There is nothing I wouldn't do.
I'd be the perfect little lady for you.
Sheldon Bloom,
Come make some room.

Won't say a word
While you're watching Spencer Tracy.
I'll learn to dig Count Bassie.
Nothing to it.

I'll start to jog.
If that's what you want to take up.
I'll stop wearing make-up.
I can do it.

When you meditate
I promise you are be quiet.
I won't eat eclairs.
I'll share your sugar free diet.

There is nothing I wouldn't do.
I'll be the perfect little lady for you.
Sheldon B.
Pass the key,

I'll give up pork.
In a will tune that old viola.
Quote things from Emile Zola.
I must get that pork.

I'll make chicken soup
when you feel fluey.
See your analyst
when your heads real screwy.

There is nothing I wouldn't do.
I'd be the perfect little lady for you.
Sheldon dear,
I like it here!




Lloyd Webber: Sheldon Bloom

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Lyricist: Don Black   Composer: Andrew Lloyd Webber


Sheldon Bloom

I'll walk your dog.
You can be the first one in the shower.
We make love every hour,
beneath your Van Goh.

I'll park the car,
and I whistle while the eggs are frying.
I'll dance while your shirts are drying.
Waltz or tango?

When me move in
and let's get this show rolling.
I'll talk to your plants,
I'll even go bowling.

There is nothing I wouldn't do.
I'd be the perfect little lady for you.
Sheldon Bloom,
Come make some room.

Won't say a word
While you're watching Spencer Tracy.
I'll learn to dig Count Bassie.
Nothing to it.

I'll start to jog.
If that's what you want to take up.
I'll stop wearing make-up.
I can do it.

When you meditate
I promise you are be quiet.
I won't eat eclairs.
I'll share your sugar free diet.

There is nothing I wouldn't do.
I'll be the perfect little lady for you.
Sheldon B.
Pass the key,

I'll give up pork.
In a will tune that old viola.
Quote things from Emile Zola.
I must get that pork.

I'll make chicken soup
when you feel fluey.
See your analyst
when your heads real screwy.

There is nothing I wouldn't do.
I'd be the perfect little lady for you.
Sheldon dear,
I like it here!