今天晚間新聞

Lyricist: 晚間新聞    Composer: 陶吉吉
"警方今天中午在追捕一名逃犯通緝犯的時候,連開十二槍,
而這名嫌犯先開車把路邊的一名國中學生給撞成了重傷,"
"社會愛心疾病了,"
"警方今天偵破了一個麻將的詐賭集團,"
"卡拉OK店內的女店員擲骰子脫衣服,"
"啟智班的學童疑似受虐情況,"
"究竟什麼時候可以降雨,老天爺幫不幫忙,氣象局今天預測,還要兩個星期,"
"他們最大的才十三歲,在街頭晃盪了三天,"
"今年以來數量最大的一件毒品走私案,"
"*不要拉我衣服啦*就這樣連拖帶拉,"
"帶著妻子與兩名子女以燒炭的方式..."
"因為選舉壓力過大,上吊自殺,"
"至於大家都在期待的雨,究竟什麼時候..."
"一名六十多歲的老婦人碰上一對男女結夥的金光黨..."
"三名老師,鬧出了三人行的感情糾紛,"
"脫下衣服,露出她已經被割除的右邊乳房,"
"今天逮捕到一名高齡九十歲的搶犯,"
"目擊者說,半夜裡聽到槍響..."
"*他們拿掃把椅子還有水桶一直K我...*"
"輪暴了賓館的老闆娘和一名四十歲的女性員工..."
"上網交友的女子約出後,強行性侵害,"
"三個人趁著深夜潛入學校放火..."
"高興的是,氣象局說今天晚上真的是會下雨了..."
"活活的砍死在飯桌上,"
"毆打岳母之後,"
"因為抽煙被老父親唸了幾句,居然就拿起了水果刀就朝父親的胸口猛刺,"
"女方竟然拿鹽酸潑灑前夫,"
"安非他命隨地丟棄,"
"*放屁這種言論也可以在立法院這裡頭講,*"
"*到底行政官員把立法院當成什麼地方,*"
"*不要再搞什麼選舉的招數...*"
"*我不是說要作秀,不行我已經很有名了咩...*"
"...把表弟殺死..."
"...詐騙集團..."
"...家庭悲劇..."
"...又有地震了..."
"...好消息終於下雨了..."
"*...拿著菜刀就...*"
"在網咖竟然猝死..."
"這種見危不救的事情..."
"*是政府的責任...*"
"社會永遠不會進步..."
"*(哭)我不喜歡這個樣子*"
"*(哭)媽~媽~,我好想妳~~,我真的好想給妳一個擁抱...*"
"*(哭)母親節要到了,現在已經966天了,不可能放棄啦~~~*"
"未來要如何重建,暫時還沒有答案."