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This is the greatest and best song in the world...

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon...
In the middle... of the road
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls." (soul)
Well me and Kyle
We looked at each other
And we each said:
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The Best Song in the World
It was The Best Song in the World

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny
Once every hundred-thousand years or so
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned
A whip-crack went his whippy tail!
And the beast was done
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said: "Nay. We are but men."
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not the greatest song in the world, no
This is just a tribute
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, no, no!
This is a tribute, oh
To the greatest song in the world
It was the greatest song in the world
It was the best mothafuckin' song
The greatest song in the world, ah-whoa!

Dee soo guh goo gee goo gee
Goo guh fli-goo gee goo, guh fli-goo ga goo buh dee
Ooh guh goo bee, ooh guh guh bee guh guh bee
Fli-goo gee goo, a-fli-guh woo wa mama Lucifer!

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The song we sang on that fateful night
It didn't actually sound anything like this song!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me
And I wish you were there
Just a matter of opinion
Ah, fuck!
Good God, God lovin'
So surprised to find you can't stop it
Oh hallelujah, I'm found
Rich motherfucker, ka-chug!