Dental Care - Album Version

I brush my teeth and look in the mirror
And laugh out loud as I'm beamind from ear t
o ear
I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights
And rather than flaunt my style
I'd flash you a smile of clean pearly whites
I've been to the dentist a thousand times
So I know the drill , I smooth my hair
Sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills
"Have a seat" , he says pleasantly
AS he shakes my hands and practically laughs
at me
"Open up nice annd wide" , he says peering i
n
And with a smirk he says , "Don't have a fit
this'll just pinch a bit" , as he tries not
to grin
When hygienists leave on long vacations
That's when dentists scream
And lose their patience
Talking only brings the toothaches on
Because I say the stupidest things
So if my result goes south
I'll swallow my pride with an Aspirin
And shut my mouth
Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because good grief , I'd knock out my teeth
And have to kiss my smile goodbye
I've been to the dentist a thousand times
So I know the drill , I smooth my hair
Sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills