So Nice So Smart

I was quiet as a mouse when i snuck into your house

and took roofies with your spouse in a nit and out a louse

and lice are lousy all the time
they suck your blood drink your wine

say shut up and quit your crying give it time
and you'll be fine


you're so nice and you're so smart

you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart

I tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart

just pretend i didn't tear your world apart


I like boys with strong convictions
and convicts with perfect diction

underdogs with good intentions amputees with stamp collections

plywood skinboards ride the ocean salty noses suntan lotion

always seriously jokin and rambunctiously soft-spoken

i like boys that like their mothers
and i have a thing for brothers

but they always wait til we're under the covers
to say i'm sure glad we're not lovers


you're so nice and you're so smart

you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart

i tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart

just pretend i didn't tear your world apart


I like my new bunnysuit

I like my new bunnysuit

I like my new bunnysuit

When i wear it i feel cute