I Just Had Sex - Edited Version

作詞:sanjack    作曲:sanjack
Samberg:
Sometimes !(Akon:Oh-oh-oh!)
Something beautiful happens in this world !(Akon:Akon! )
You don't know how to express yourself, so! (Akon:And Lonely Island! )
You just gotta sing~~~~~
Akon:
I just had sex ~~~(Ay!)
And it felt so good !(Felt so good!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her !(Her!)
I just had se-e-ex
And I'll never go back !(Never go back!)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past!
Samberg:
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great !(Yeah!)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis !(Yeah!)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened!(Oh-oh-oh!)
Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest!
Jorma Taccone:
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex!
If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best!
When I had the sex (man) my penis felt great!
And I called my parents right after I was done!!
Samberg:
Oh~hey~didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest !!
Jorma Taccone:
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing!
Samberg:
Nice of any girl ever!
Samberg and Jorma Taccone:
Now sing~~~
Akon:
I just had sex ~~~(Ay)
And it felt so good !(Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her !(Her)
I wanna tell the world!
Samberg:
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it!
Jorma Taccone:
Doesn't really make sense!
Samberg:
But man, screw it!
I ain't one to argue with a good thing!
She could be my wife!
Jorma Taccone:
That good?
Samberg:
The best thirty seconds of my life!
Jorma Taccone:
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her!
Samberg:
'Cause honestly!I'd have sex with a pile of manure!!
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better!
Jorma Taccone:
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters!
Akon:
So this one's dedicated to them girls!
That let us flop around on top of them!
If you're near or far, whether short or tall!
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you!
Jorma Taccone:
She kept lookin' at her watch !(Akon:Doesn't matter, had sex! )
Samberg:
But I cried the whole time !(Akon:Doesn't matter, had sex! )
Jorma Taccone:
I think she might've been a racist !(Akon:Doesn't matter, had sex! )
Samberg:
She put a bag on my head !(Akon:Still counts! )
Akon:
I just had sex ~~~(Ay)
And my dreams came true !(Dreams came true!)
So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes!
Then you qualified to sing with me!
I just had se-e-ex ~~~(Samberg:Everybody sing! )
And it felt so good (Samberg:We all had sex! )
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!(Jorma Taccone:I wanna tell the world!)
Everybody sing~~~
I just had se-e-ex (Akon:I just had sex~~~)
And I'll never go back !(no~no~no)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past!