Jimmy Roberts, Joe DiPietro
Church bells, wedding day,
dating hell gone away.
What I’ve dreamed all my life soon to be man and wife.
Look at them, filled with pride.
Happy groom, blushing bride.
Take a breath, flash a smile.
Here we go, down the aisle.
Ladies and gentleman,
we have gathered here under God above.
To bear witness to this man and this woman,
as they vow their eternal love.
Do you swear?
Do you swear to love and honor?
Yeah, I swear.
Then your bachelorhood's a goner,
as a husband now, you'll have a lot of chores.
Oh, Jesus!
Do you swear is your love for him whole-hearted?
Yeah ,I swear.
Then your freedom just departed.
and remember now, his family is yours.
Oh my, God!
Do I swear?
The sex will never be as great.
Do I vow?
I bet he gains a ton of weight.
Who's this stranger standing next to me?
Do you swear?
Perhaps I should’ve been more cautious.
Do you vow?
Here comes the bride and she is nauseous.
Is this really what you want your life to be?
(Do you have a car? Do you have a car? I need a ride right now. I’m really little, I’ll just squeeze in the back seat. C’mon, help me!) /Do they swear? Do they vow? The church is locked and there's no way out.
Its your special day, ain’t we havin' fun?
And remember it’s forever and forever and forever and forever is a really, long, long time.
Do you swear? Do you vow? Tell us here. Tell us now. /And remember its forever and forever and forever and forever is a really long, long time.
Do you?
Do we?
Do you?
Do we?
Do you?
We do.
We do!
WE DO!
They do!
Oh, God!