Conan Gray
Remember when you broke up with your crazy ex?
God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them
Only took about a hundred million texts
God, I swear that kid was such a narcissist
Everybody knows I love you so
So, so, so much
'Cause every time they ask, I always tell
Tell, tell, tell them
That's my, that's my best friend
That's my, that's my right hand
That's my gonna throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
Baby you're my best friend, best friend
Baby you're my best friend, best friend
That's my, thats my lifeline, that's my ride or die like
That's my say "I hate you", but you know that that's a damn lie
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my—
Baby, you're my—
Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you
If we're both still single by, like, 32
And I bet that's gonna end up being true
'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you
Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 A.M.?
Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge?
You're just as psycho as me
Just as sick inside the head
So when they ask, I've always said
That's my, that's my best friend
That's my, that's my right hand
That's my gonna throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
Baby you're my best friend, best friend
Baby you're my best friend, best friend
That's my, that's my lifeline, that's my ride or die like
That's my say "I hate you", but you know that that's a damn lie
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my—
Baby, you're my—
(Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding)
(What? Who? Are you kidding?)
(Oh my God, oh no, no, no, no don't respond)
(Don't respond, don't respond)
Baby, you're my—
(Yeah I'll be there in ten minutes)