Deadpool Rap - X-Force Remix (from "Deadpool 2")

X-Force
X-Force
X-Force
(sexy muthafucka!) Sweep the leg, time to get dirty
Poke your eyes, 'til they go blurry
Chop the throat, stomp the toes
Hear smack from the back, then punch the nose
Wham, bam, time to get fuck slammed
Putting in work, going hand to hand
Kick 'em in the knees so hard it buckles
Quick upper cut, left, right with knuckles
Hot brass, smash a bottle
Whoopin' that ass, going mano a mano
You better call the dentist, I'm feelin' ruthless
Hard to talk shit when your mouth is toothless
Nuts for luck, get the party started
Knock you out like Colossus farted
Lingerie does nothing for me
But smacking bad guys makes me horny!

X-Force
Time to make noise!
(Bad guys)
Leave us no choice
(squad goals)
Don't we look purty?
Uh-huh, now we fight dirty

Cracking your head (uh-huh!)
Causing a flood (uh-huh!)
Fighting so dirty it's like we're covered in mud (uh-huh!)
Filthy as fuck (uh-huh!)
Stanky and sweet (uh-huh!)
If I sit on your face, can you smell the defeat? (woo!)
Neck punch 'til they wheeze
Be the goat with the elbows and knees
Now duck, dodge, slash, and poke
Hit ya in the corner from the rope ya dope
Bring your guns, we're jacking 'em
I keep my effort maximum
Beats like bodies, I'm stackin' 'em
This time Deadpool goes platinum

Hide your kids, hide your moms
Jumping out of planes, we're dropping bombs
It's fisticuffs and chimichangas
Blockin' bullets with both katanas
I burn 'em up like the kid in the lead
Breaking walls, breaking balls, breaking everything!
Kicking the thugs round after round, hello numbnuts!
We came to get down

X-Force
Time to make noise!
(Bad guys)
Leave us no choice
(squad goals)
Don't we look purty?
Uh-huh, now we fight dirty

X-Force
X-Force
X-Force
X-Force