Cooties

Cooties


AMBER：Tracy Turnblad, this is for you.

They came from way far out In outer space
And with her help they may destroy the human race

AMBER & GUYS：She's got cooties!
GIRLS：...Cooties
AMBER：They've found a place to nest
GUYS：She's got cooties
GIRLS：...Cooties
AMBER：If i were her i'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs

"Eww, get 'em away from me, get 'em away from me ... ewww!!"

In science class she's like a walking show-and-tell
Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell

GUYS：She's got cooties
GIRLS：...Cooties
AMBER：Nobody want to sit by her
GUYS：She's got cooties
GIRLS：...Cooties
AMBER：She don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle,
ALL：Dot, dot, dot
AMBER：Hurry, get your cootie shot!
"Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!"

GUYS：She's got cooties
GIRLS：...Cooties
AMBER：She's just as friendly as can be
GUYS：She's got cooties
GIRLS：...Cooties
AMBER：She shows them cootie hospitality
GUYS：She's got cooties
GIRLS：...Cooties
AMBER：She's like a living "twilight zone"
GUYS：She's got cooties
GIRLS：...Cooties

AMBER：Quick, get rod serling on the phone!
AMBER：Black, white, red, green
AMBER & ENSEMBLE：Every color in between
AMBER：Dresses like a circus clown
AMBER & ENSEMBLE：Somebody oughta hose her down
AMBER：Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!

"And that's for you!"