You've Never Had Chocolate Like This (Hoverchocs)

In a jungle near Mumbai There's a little hoverfly
Whose wings go at a thousand flaps a second, that's no lie
These microscopic fleas
Like chocolate more than leaves
And when asked nicely, lay precisely one little egg in each of these
When it hatches from its shell It gives a happy yell, "Woohoo!"
How thrilling to be living in a chocolate hotel
It beats its wings with glee And then as you will see
The chocolate will levitate and float most gracefully

Well, there's chocolate And there's chocolate
But only Wonka's makes your eyes pop out their sockelets
Put your hand into your pockelet
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate
Come now, I insist
You've never had chocolate like this
No, you've never had chocolate like this