Aging Well

Your dirty mouth and old tweets ain't
The only things that aren't -
My friend pulled up a recent photo of you on her phone
I didn't even recognize, you had to look up close
But when I did, oh, man, I started to choke
They say "karma's a bitch" you know?
When we were 23, I prayed the world would finally see
The ugly on the inside that was hiding underneath
It's comin' back around from all the shit you did to me
Guess the universe could see
You were walking around way too conceited
'Bout time that hairline started recedin'
In your hometown, people are talkin'
Word got 'round that you really lost it
And nobody cares about the sizes of your - (ah)
When your face is lookin' like a rough 26
Even Dan and Jack think you're a loser
The whole bar's worryin' 'bout your future
It's catchin' up all that puttin' me through hell
Your dirty mouth and old tweets ain't
The only things that aren't aging well
Ain't the only things that aren't aging well
Shame on me for thinkin' you were once God's gift
I blame that devil on my shoulder had me thinkin' you were it
It's funny, I grew up and older, you never did
But boy does it look like it
You've been pourin' it up and hit a new low
Looks like that beer gut's finally showin'
In your hometown, people are talkin'
Word got 'round that you really lost it
And nobody cares about the size of your - (ah)
When your face is lookin' like a rough 26
Even Dan and Jack think you're a loser
The whole bar's worryin' 'bout your future
It's catchin' up all that puttin' me through hell
Your dirty mouth and old tweets ain't
The only things that aren't aging well
Ain't the only things -
Ain't the only things -
In your hometown, people are talkin'
Word got 'round that you really lost it
And nobody cares about the size of your dick
When your face is lookin' like you've been through shit
Dan and Jack think you're a loser
The whole bar's worryin' 'bout your future
It's catchin' up all that puttin' me through hell
Your dirty mouth and old tweets ain't
The only things that aren't aging well
Ain't the only things (you're looking pretty rough, man)
That aren't aging well (what the hell happened after we stopped talking?)
Ain't the only things
That aren't aging well (yikes)
They ain't the only things - (whoa)
They ain't the only things -
They ain't the only things that aren't aging well