衛柔伊
ohhhhh she taught me how to make,
how to make, how to make, how to make, how to make
she taught me how to make,
how to make, how to make, how to make 菜脯蛋
she taught me how to make,
how to make, how to make, how to make, how to make
阿嬤 taught me how to make, how to make,
how to make a perfect 菜脯蛋
今天好想吃菜脯蛋 當午飯
想吃的東西沒吃到 會賭爛
趕緊電鍋按下去 飯在煮
冰箱有一兩包 阿嬤遺忘的菜脯
塑膠袋 透出濃郁的鹹味
G FUNK菜脯蛋 yeah 前不前衛
吃飯重鹹 是我要害 我超愛
想配茶配水都可以 我招待
首先Rinse the 菜脯 記得擠乾水分再煮
阿媽講的話愛聽 牌愛簽 (a-má kóng ê ōe ài thiaⁿ pâi ài chhiam)
是毋是去台北你飯攏無咧食 (sī-m̄-sī khì tâi-pak lí pn̄g lóng bô leh chia̍)
鹽巴醬油隨意 調味堆砌
油能推進 和溫度當閨蜜
這道三不五時回味 後勁頹廢
此時有人大喊 食神歸位
ohhhhh she taught me how to make,
how to make, how to make, how to make, how to make
she taught me how to make,
how to make, how to make, how to make 菜脯蛋
she taught me how to make,
how to make, how to make, how to make, how to make
阿嬤 taught me how to make, how to make,
how to make a perfect 菜脯蛋
熱鍋 記得油要夠多 阿嬤怕我瘦
拿起那碗蛋跟菜脯 攪拌愛撫
倒入要在油紋出現之後囉
從中心攪拌擴張菜脯蛋的半徑
阿嬤真的有點貪心
她lowkey沒有鑲金
遠方傳來佳音
Sorry for the wait 我西岸的鄉親
菜脯和蛋的焦香
維護和平不動刀槍
壞我胃口都要遭殃
菜脯蛋配口飯
that plate so fine
菜脯和蛋的焦香
維護和平不動刀槍
壞我胃口都要遭殃
菜脯蛋配口飯
that plate so fine
ohhhhh she taught me how to make,
how to make, how to make, how to make, how to make
she taught me how to make,
how to make, how to make, how to make 菜脯蛋
she taught me how to make,
how to make, how to make, how to make, how to make
阿嬤 taught me how to make, how to make,
how to make a perfect 菜脯蛋